Punk Tries To Rob 77-Year-Old Man, Doesn’t Expect the Elder To Square Up and Start Punching

The kind of criminal who tries to rob the elderly is always the kind who deserves viral infamy.

This is why we turn your attention to a Sainsbury’s store in the city of Cardiff, Wales.

Many of our American readers won’t be familiar with Sainsbury’s. It’s one of the U.K.’s biggest supermarket chains; think Shop-Rite but with the ingredients with which Britons ruin food. In my limited experience in Albion, however, I can tell you they have excellent readymade pork pies and Scotch eggs.

They also, like any good supermarket, have an ATM. It’s a part of any modern supermarket. It’s convenient. It’s one-stop shopping.

It’s also, unfortunately, a target for criminals.

Trump makes 11th-hour plea for Matt Van Epps over Aftyn Behn, whom he claims ‘hates Christianity’

One of the Oldest Copies of Scripture Coming to the US

Sen Cory Booker marries fiancé Alexis Lewis in intimate DC ceremony

Ahead of ICE ops, New Orleans police leader lambasted for comments about enforcement of immigration law

Electricity Bills to Skyrocket This Holiday Season: Here’s Why

Trump freezes Afghan visas after DC shooting — as he quietly eyes land strikes in Venezuela

Red State Reignites Redistricting Battle After Trump Lights a Fire Under Republican Leadership

Scott Jennings Delivers Perfect Retort When Asked About FBI Investigating Dems Who Told Military to Ignore Trump

Congress races against 3-week deadline to tackle massive year-end legislative agenda

Luigi Mangione case: DOJ demands potential death penalty stay on table for accused assassin

Top 5 game-changers from the 2025 campaign trail

Swalwell Short-Circuits When Asked if Biological Men Should Stay Out of Women’s Bathrooms

Conservative Gettysburg College group catches student on video tearing down promotional flyers

The Response Was Telling: Scott Jennings Presses Democrat to Name Illegal Order Trump Issued

Chinese cyberattack campaign likely impacted every American, former FBI official says

On the evening of Feb. 5, one of those criminals decided to strike at the Sainsbury’s.

According to South Wales Police, the younger man approached a 77-year-old and demanded his bank card and money. There’s video of it, which doesn’t have audio.

Here’s a spoiler alert for you: What I wouldn’t have given for a bit of audio here. My guess is that it didn’t involve the septuagenarian saying, “OK! Whatever you want, sir.”

The footage begins in an anodyne enough fashion as the man walks to the ATM. As he walks away, a man with a black jacket and a fluorescent vest comes up and pushes him.

Surveillance footage shows 77-year-old fight off masked man who tried to steal his cash as he walked away from an ATM.

Police in Wales say the suspect fled the scene empty-handed. https://t.co/QddZfGQa4L pic.twitter.com/v1CNJR0nQG

— ABC News (@ABC) February 18, 2020

This seems easy enough for a ruffian, right? The two begin grappling and it’s clear the younger man doesn’t have the advantage.

As boxing fans know, however, you can only do so much clenching.

The actual boxing match begins and, quite frankly, the younger man doesn’t have the advantage there, either.