Punk Tries To Rob 77-Year-Old Man, Doesn’t Expect the Elder To Square Up and Start Punching

The kind of criminal who tries to rob the elderly is always the kind who deserves viral infamy.

This is why we turn your attention to a Sainsbury’s store in the city of Cardiff, Wales.

Many of our American readers won’t be familiar with Sainsbury’s. It’s one of the U.K.’s biggest supermarket chains; think Shop-Rite but with the ingredients with which Britons ruin food. In my limited experience in Albion, however, I can tell you they have excellent readymade pork pies and Scotch eggs.

They also, like any good supermarket, have an ATM. It’s a part of any modern supermarket. It’s convenient. It’s one-stop shopping.

It’s also, unfortunately, a target for criminals.

Dead voter allegation fuels concerns about voting safeguards as blue state official turns herself in

WATCH: America’s first ‘formerly undocumented’ congressman delivers ultimatum at besieged ICE facility

‘Your Time Has Passed’: Democrats Furious After Jill and Hunter Biden Burst Back Into Spotlight

White House Launches Aliens.Gov After Series of Cryptic Messages: ‘They Walk Among Us’

Amtrak fire near Penn Station triggers major NYC commuter disruptions, NJ Transit and LIRR cancellations

‘Ghosts’ on Florida highways: Roadside sting snares 249 illegal immigrants, officers warn many more hiding

Blistering report exposes how national K-12 group’s DEI agenda is trickling down to local schools

Democrats ‘selling their soul’ to embrace Platner are in for rude awakening with Maine voters: GOP lawmaker

Can congressional Democrats co-opt MAHA from the MAGA-verse?

Democrats lash out at Bidens as former first lady relitigates the past: ‘They suck’

With tough midterm elections looming, Trump 2028 GOP revenge list grows

12-year-old boy dies after raft capsizes during school trip in Pennsylvania

BREAKING VIDEO: Blue Origin Rocket Suffers Massive Explosion After Catastrophic Failure at Cape Canaveral

RNC and NRCC file lawsuit defending Missouri’s new congressional map against Democratic challenges

Trump administration cracks down on Brazil’s biggest drug gangs with ‘global terror’ designation

On the evening of Feb. 5, one of those criminals decided to strike at the Sainsbury’s.

According to South Wales Police, the younger man approached a 77-year-old and demanded his bank card and money. There’s video of it, which doesn’t have audio.

Here’s a spoiler alert for you: What I wouldn’t have given for a bit of audio here. My guess is that it didn’t involve the septuagenarian saying, “OK! Whatever you want, sir.”

The footage begins in an anodyne enough fashion as the man walks to the ATM. As he walks away, a man with a black jacket and a fluorescent vest comes up and pushes him.

Surveillance footage shows 77-year-old fight off masked man who tried to steal his cash as he walked away from an ATM.

Police in Wales say the suspect fled the scene empty-handed. https://t.co/QddZfGQa4L pic.twitter.com/v1CNJR0nQG

— ABC News (@ABC) February 18, 2020

This seems easy enough for a ruffian, right? The two begin grappling and it’s clear the younger man doesn’t have the advantage.

As boxing fans know, however, you can only do so much clenching.

The actual boxing match begins and, quite frankly, the younger man doesn’t have the advantage there, either.