Punk Tries To Rob 77-Year-Old Man, Doesn’t Expect the Elder To Square Up and Start Punching

The kind of criminal who tries to rob the elderly is always the kind who deserves viral infamy.

This is why we turn your attention to a Sainsbury’s store in the city of Cardiff, Wales.

Many of our American readers won’t be familiar with Sainsbury’s. It’s one of the U.K.’s biggest supermarket chains; think Shop-Rite but with the ingredients with which Britons ruin food. In my limited experience in Albion, however, I can tell you they have excellent readymade pork pies and Scotch eggs.

They also, like any good supermarket, have an ATM. It’s a part of any modern supermarket. It’s convenient. It’s one-stop shopping.

It’s also, unfortunately, a target for criminals.

Police say criminal illegal alien injured 4 officers in Nebraska gas station shootout

NYC mayor-elect tells residents how to resist ICE agents knocking at their door in new video

Oklahoma trooper helps deliver newborn on highway shoulder: ‘The baby is coming!’

Congress unveils $900B defense bill targeting China with tech bans, investment crackdown, US troop pay raise

Trump adds his birthday as free national park day while axing MLK Day and Juneteenth

Obama Proves He’s Stuck in the Past, Offers Desperate Defense of Legacy Media

In Texas cattle country, one rancher welcomes Trump’s focus on decades of thin margins

MTG says she was denied security detail despite 773 death threats

A Detailed Account of the Nightmarish National Guard Shooting: Court Docs

Pearl Harbor remembrance ceremony marks 84 years since attack

Under the New ‘Trump Accounts,’ Your Baby Could Qualify for $1K: Here’s What to Know

Hamline University student brags on video that he celebrated Charlie Kirk’s assassination

Newsom team torched for image posted in response to mocking of gov’s ‘testicle-crushing’ sitting pose

Democrats escalate war-crime accusations as White House calls ‘innocent fisherman’ the new ‘Maryland Man’ hoax

First-Graders Leap Into Action and Save Their Teacher from Choking in Virginia Classroom

On the evening of Feb. 5, one of those criminals decided to strike at the Sainsbury’s.

According to South Wales Police, the younger man approached a 77-year-old and demanded his bank card and money. There’s video of it, which doesn’t have audio.

Here’s a spoiler alert for you: What I wouldn’t have given for a bit of audio here. My guess is that it didn’t involve the septuagenarian saying, “OK! Whatever you want, sir.”

The footage begins in an anodyne enough fashion as the man walks to the ATM. As he walks away, a man with a black jacket and a fluorescent vest comes up and pushes him.

Surveillance footage shows 77-year-old fight off masked man who tried to steal his cash as he walked away from an ATM.

Police in Wales say the suspect fled the scene empty-handed. https://t.co/QddZfGQa4L pic.twitter.com/v1CNJR0nQG

— ABC News (@ABC) February 18, 2020

This seems easy enough for a ruffian, right? The two begin grappling and it’s clear the younger man doesn’t have the advantage.

As boxing fans know, however, you can only do so much clenching.

The actual boxing match begins and, quite frankly, the younger man doesn’t have the advantage there, either.