Note to idiots: If you're going to be an idiot in your car, buckle up. I mean, there are plenty of other notes I could add. For instance, don't be an idiot. That's a good place to start -- and, if you're reading our august publication, I'd hope you're smarter...
Note to idiots: If you’re going to be an idiot in your car, buckle up. I mean, there are plenty of other notes I could add. For instance, don’t be an idiot. That’s a good place to start — and, if you’re reading our august publication, I’d hope you’re smarter…
