In a rare occurrence for 2023, a man may be wholly disinterested in "going viral" -- despite the best efforts of condiment conglomerate Heinz to thrust him into the spotlight. According to CNN, sailor Elvis Francois ended up lost at sea in January, surviving primarily off ketchup. In addition to...
In a rare occurrence for 2023, a man may be wholly disinterested in “going viral” — despite the best efforts of condiment conglomerate Heinz to thrust him into the spotlight. According to CNN, sailor Elvis Francois ended up lost at sea in January, surviving primarily off ketchup. In addition to…
