Beto O’Rourke Announces If He Doesn’t Win The Nomination, He’s Out Of Politics For Good.

Beto O’Rourke is a strange bird.

He’s made wild proclamations guaranteed to keep him from winning the nomination, much less the election. Yet he’s done so with a posturing that gives the appearance of surety.

He’s the Wile E. Coyote of politics, and the ACME rocket he’s sittin’ on isn’t headed for Washington.

But back to that confidence, there’s a sense to it, given he’s the only one who can do what we need — in August, he told supporters so (here):

“There’s some part of me — and it’s a big part of me — that wants to stay here and be with my family, and be with my community. I love El Paso. There have even been some who suggested that I stay in Texas and run for Senate.

…

Research Team Reveals the Secret of Ancient Biblical Manuscript
After NASCAR’s Greg Biffle And Family Died, Police Think ‘Friends’ Stole from Them
Inside the coming battle over Virginia’s abortion ballot referendum
Iowa woman died following hernia repair after nurses dismissed painful post-surgery symptoms: lawsuit
Shooting during party at Oklahoma’s Arcadia Lake leaves at least 10 wounded, police say
Marco Rubio spotted behind DJ booth at family wedding as social media reacts to viral clip
Breaking: Rudy Giuliani in ‘Critical Condition’ at Florida Hospital
Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical but stable condition: ‘He’s fighting’
Man accused of biting infant during erratic dash through businesses before restaurant arrest
Breaking: After Attack of Cargo Vessel, Trump Directs US to Escort Foreign Ships Through Hormuz
Supreme Court Declines to Make Ruling in Case of ‘Socially Transitioned’ Florida Child
Company Orders Recall of Chocolate Sold Nationwide After Potentially Dangerous Ingredient Included
Latest Trump assassination attempt exposes ‘educated assassins’ moral crisis, university president says
ATF to Bring Back Sanity and Reject ‘Gender Identity’ on Gun Background Checks
Ridglan Farms beagles begin leaving Wisconsin facility after rescue groups strike deal for release

“[T]hat would not be good enough for this community. That would not be good enough for El Paso. That would not be good enough for this country.”

But now, a report claims he’s ready to let down America.

During an interview with Politico, the squeaky-clean flat tire fixer rolled out the following:

“I cannot fathom a scenario where I would run for public office again if I’m not the nominee.”

His chances are as slim as he — as noted by The Daily Wire:

Despite never winning even a state-wide election, O’Rourke announced in March that he would be running for the presidency. His presidential campaign, however, has been struggling to gain traction. O’Rourke has not broken 5% support since April and currently is receiving less than 2% on average, according to Real Clear Politics.

On Friday, Beto grabbed a hammer and started banging a rounded red metal disk: As I covered Saturday, he went before America to say, “Quick — I won’t be able to steal the guns out of your homes if you don’t give me $2 million on the double!”

[Strikes match to light rocket]

Research Team Reveals the Secret of Ancient Biblical Manuscript

After NASCAR’s Greg Biffle And Family Died, Police Think ‘Friends’ Stole from Them

Inside the coming battle over Virginia’s abortion ballot referendum

Iowa woman died following hernia repair after nurses dismissed painful post-surgery symptoms: lawsuit

Shooting during party at Oklahoma’s Arcadia Lake leaves at least 10 wounded, police say

Marco Rubio spotted behind DJ booth at family wedding as social media reacts to viral clip

Breaking: Rudy Giuliani in ‘Critical Condition’ at Florida Hospital

Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical but stable condition: ‘He’s fighting’

Man accused of biting infant during erratic dash through businesses before restaurant arrest

Breaking: After Attack of Cargo Vessel, Trump Directs US to Escort Foreign Ships Through Hormuz

Supreme Court Declines to Make Ruling in Case of ‘Socially Transitioned’ Florida Child

Company Orders Recall of Chocolate Sold Nationwide After Potentially Dangerous Ingredient Included

Latest Trump assassination attempt exposes ‘educated assassins’ moral crisis, university president says

ATF to Bring Back Sanity and Reject ‘Gender Identity’ on Gun Background Checks

Ridglan Farms beagles begin leaving Wisconsin facility after rescue groups strike deal for release

Personally, I don’t want him to go; he keeps things interesting. And though I may write things that are less than a lever-pull for the punk rocker, I mean them only lightly.

We were unlikely to have gotten him at all.

Back to TDW:

O’Rourke told CNN’s Dana Bash in October 2018 that he did not have any 2020 presidential aspirations, and in the days leading up to the midterm elections the following month, the El Paso congressman again denied he would run against President Donald Trump.

“I will not be a candidate for president in 2020,” O’Rourke said on MSNBC. “That’s, I think, as definitive as those sentences get.”

But then it happened:

However, only a week after meeting with former President Barack Obama, following his election loss, the Texas politician revealed that he had changed his mind and was considering walking back his pledge not to launch a bid for the presidency.

So there you have it — he was inspired by Barack, who I believe is probably a nice and very likable guy. I can imagine Beto picking up some of that positive energy.